Hard to Explain

I picked up Grant from school on Monday and looked through his usual pile of things to take home. I came across one of his drawings and asked what it was.

Now, don't judge.....

"The guy on the left is at Buffalo Wild Wings eating a spicy pizza
and the guy on the right is at Hooter's eating wings".

Clearly it would appear I am a bad parent if he can accurately draw menu items from these restaurants. I'd like to go on record he has never gone to these places with his Mommy. I asked him to keep narratives like this under his hat and  between us. I can't even begin to think how I would explain this to his teachers.